ryukoakari:

HS: GODDAMN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE by ~arok318

Stabdads are the best dads.

kaffblock:

I don’t know if there’s a common headcanon for this, but I’ve never seen one. I don’t follow the Stabdads corner of the fandom very much, so I don’t know if the kids are supposed to be adopted or what. But these are the headcanons I came up with for fun, and maybe you’ll like them. They also might offend you, so beware of that. I’m not trying to be offensive, though, really I’m not.

Spades Slick + Karkat Vantas
Ms. Delia Paint. Still married to Slick. Tends to leave him and Karkat to their “father/son bonding” without much interference except to check that they’re both eating their vegetables and getting enough rest and such. Won’t hesitate to scold them if they don’t follow her loving creed, and they obey her out of a mixture of love and fear. Pretty much as nana-like as you can get.

Hearts Boxcars + Tavros Nitram
Tavros is actually adopted. Boxcars found a cocaine-addled hooker minutes from a back street abortion and offered to pay her weekly to keep her child. He ended up dishing out a ridiculous amount of money for both that and medical bills once Tavros was born. To avoid seeming soft, he pretends he’s the one who knocked up the woman and kept the child to keep her from holding it over his head, but pretty much everyone except the kids knows better.

Diamonds Droog + Aradia Megido
A trashy Chinese slut with a strong nicotine addiction. She and Droog aren’t really married, but she hangs around a lot anyway. Droog treats her like a small yappy dog, while Aradia treats her like a form of vermin. She is not and never will be faithful to anyone.

Clubs Deuce + Sollux Captor
A tall, elegant lady Deuce met at a bar. Both parties were drunk, but she was way more drunk than him. Afterwards, they parted ways, her with his phone number crammed in her pocket (she hadn’t bothered to give hers). She didn’t bother calling when her pregnancy test came back positive, but nine months later she called to say she’d had a baby and did he want it or should she put it up for adoption. He got somewhat flustered and ended up accepting the baby. He doesn’t regret it.